A Government Coffee

Tell us how and where you like your government!  And let's use coffee as a reference.  

"I like my Government how I like my Coffee.  Not in Vaginas."  Brown Coffee Cup

We've also got a shirt for folks who do claim vagina anatomy.  Find it here: My Government Coffee

Fabric info: 

• 4.5-ounce, 100% ring spun US cotton
• 65/35 poly/ring spun cotton (Heather Irish Green, Heather Military Green, Heather Orange, Heather Radiant Orchid, Heather Red and Heather Sapphire)
• Non-topstitched rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Recycled, high-performing tear-away label
• Modern classic fit, seamless body
• Double-needle sleeves and hem

Sizes: These are Men's cut crewneck shirts, which we're now calling Unisex.  

Chest circumference is measured in inches under the arm and around the fullest part of the chest with arms down, keeping tape horizontal.